What a blessed relief! The ballpark dates have been canceled, part of a bigger promotional package that fell through.
I trust everyone connected to Big Apple Circus is, or should soon be once they come to their senses, elated to be spared such an artistic nightmare. This wonderful circus, a national treasure, deserves so much more than to be cast in a beer can setting.
Call me naive: I feel a better day coming on. Thank you up there, Gods of Higher Circus Art.